Take this to the Arena
Settle it on the sand.
You are two replies from a wrecked group chat. Type what you are actually arguing about, pick your side, and drop the link in the chat. They land right in the fight — two rounds each, a neutral judge rules, and the loser posts the card.
No account, nothing to install — on either side. Two rounds of 40 to 600 characters a turn. The judge scores the whole exchange and the verdict page is built for the rematch.
The dare is live
Drop it in the chat.
The link unfurls into the challenge card. When they take it, you get the first answer — the arena lets you know when to come back.
The link is the whole invite — anyone holding it can take the other podium, so send it to exactly one person.